OKAY, SO I WORK IN A RESTAURANT
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY
AND A COUPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE COMES IN
AND BEFORE I COULD STOP MYSELF
"SO WERE YOU GUYS OUT HUNTING FOR DEALS?"
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
study hall has an AP option?
This Oscar weekend it’s important to note:
“last week, more Americans went to see The Lego Movie than all the nine movies nominated for Best Picture combined.” (via TheGuardian)
That’s because the Lego Movie is one of the greatest movies ever the-doctorwillsaveme ourautumnleaves
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
John Green needs to see the thing.
JOHN FIND THE THING
This is the cutest thing ever
I found a way to make him find the thing.